Don’t steal golf clubs because it’s a crime and it’s wrong, but there’s another reason to halt on such thievery: You might get a police department publicly mocking you.
The Fort Worth Police Department released a video Tuesday in which it spliced in references to The Dukes of Hazzard with footage of a man stealing golf clubs from an open garage and putting them in his car.
The video refers to the thief as the “Doof of Hazzard.” Here is that footage:
‘Doof of Hazzard’
This ‘doof’ stole golf clubs – Dukes of Hazzard style – from a #FortWorth garage on Dec. 1.
Please call 817-392-4755 if you recognize him.@John_Schneider @_CatherineBach@wopatofficial pic.twitter.com/jq2xyO2fYG
— Fort Worth Police (@fortworthpd) December 11, 2018
Mocking golf club thieves? No arguments here. Hopefully that thief is caught. The police put in the tweet a number to call with any information about this man.
Justice hasn’t been served (yet), but at the very least this thief is getting the mockery he deserves.